Conceal and Carry at VA Tech

Okay, maybe I'm just being a Northern crazy, left-wing, paranoid, liberal, but I go to school in this area. Doesn't this sound...kind of @!$%#ed up?

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Happy Days are Here Again: Gallup - Gallup: Only Five Significantly Republican States; Rhode Island and Massachusetts Most Democratic

ONTD_Political wraps up the newest Gallup poll on the partisanship of the country. While the president is trying to extinguish partisanship.

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Obama Says No to Torture; Interrogators Say Yes to Obama

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Veteran psychiatrist calls liberals mentally ill

Oh, and people say that satire is dead. *gigglesnort*

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The Reckoning - WaMu Built an Empire on Bad Loans - Series - NYTimes.com

"Woohoo! WaMu!" Three months later: "@!$%#."

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Sparks: Saying Goodbye to the Cult Alcopop Drink

The alcoholic energy drink, Sparks, is losing it's energy. It's a sad day for every drunk chick ever.

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Reuters AlertNet - 'Death map' shows heat a big hazard to Americans

Heat is more likely to kill an American than an earthquake, and thunderstorms kill more people than hurricanes do, according to a U.S. "death map" published on Tuesday.

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Marketers elect Obama to hot-selling holiday brand

The hawking of a nation. We love it. (not really)

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Wal-Mart worker trampled to death :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Nation

American Shoppers: impatient (and apparently violent) consumer whores.

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TheStar.com | World | Israel jails 8 Jewish neo-Nazis

WHAT? THIS MAKES NO SENSE. AT ALL.

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Obama Brings Biden Birthday Cupcakes

Quite possibly the most adorable thing ever.

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W. Virginia town shrugs at poorest health ranking

You know, to have this happen is one thing, but to subtly refuse to do anything about it is sad. Seriously.

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Election spurs 'hundreds' of race threats, crimes

This makes us paranoid. Really really really really really really paranoid. Come on, America. Get over yourself.

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VP-elect Biden hopes to be a hands-on No. 2 on Yahoo! News

You know, I wouldn't mind seeing more of Joey the Shark. As opposed to how much we see of Dick Cheney. Plus, "Joe Biden" and "Hands-On" in the same article title? Come on. That's just ripe for the pickin'.

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Tourists flock to Obamas' Chicago home

You know, if McCain won, Arizona would be hearing, "Hey you damn kids! Get off my lawn!" at three in the morning.

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Bush Says He Regrets Use of Iraq `Mission Accomplished' Banner on Yahoo! News

You know, I think a lot of us thought that he was just going to go on and say, "I don't feel like I did anything bad." Then we realized he's human, and not Dick Cheney.

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Obama is a bad word at some Mississippi schools

America in action! Let's forget about all that freedom of speech stuff and actually censor real life! Next thing you know, you won't be able to say 'freedom of speech.'

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Palin denounces anonymous critics as 'cowardly' on Yahoo! News

"The Alaska voters have spoken and me not being a dictator won't be telling anyone what to do," You know, not for anything, people keep saying Obama's all show because he's a great speaker, but at least he can actually construct a sentence. Jesus.

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Lieberman in talks about caucusing with Senate GOP on Yahoo! News

The Connecticut for Lieberman Party, formed so Lieberman could get on the ballot in 2006, actually doesn't support Joe Lieberman anymore. The irony is so juicy it just drips out.

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Sarah Palin Was as Bad as We Thought - Bonnie Erbe - usnews.com

Well... dodged a bullet there. *phew*

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Bush dog Barney bites reporter

"Go Barney! Shock and Awe! Shock and Awe!"

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Obama sweeps to victory as first black president on Yahoo! News

We won tonight, America. We all won. Obama supporters, McCain supporters, it doesn't matter. Things are going to get better.

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Fish 'should be rebranded as sea kittens'

PETA, you're pretty cool sometimes, but recently you've gotten pretty @!$%#ing crazy. Seriously, stop it.

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Sarah Palin appears at outdoor rally in Salem

What's hilarious is that the Salem Civic Center was made famous by Sacha Baron Cohen's film Borat. It housed the rodeo where the title character sang the American National Anthem and was booed by the crowd. What a venue for Sarah Palin!

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